Thursday, May 28, 2009

Caution: Viewer Discretion Advised...Mütter Museum not for the faint of heart!

Ok, so for those of you who don't know, I love all things creepy (except spiders and other bugs), and or scary.  I love scary movies! My favorite is The Changeling (pg version with George C. Scott not the one with big lips Angelina)  I love intense and weird TV shows, like X-files or Fringe!  So, naturally, when the chance arose to check out one of the weirdest, creepiest, coolest museums in the US I jumped at the chance!

I am talking about the Mütter Museum. It is a medical museum filled with unusual bits of medical history, and some really cool/gross medical anomalies.  My sister came to visit with her husband last week and we took a road trip to Philly specifically to see this museum.  She thought it was cool too.

Dave, however, had a different opinion.  His exact words when I asked him what he thought were, "It was creepy and gross and I am going to have nightmares about it for the rest of my life!"  Hahaha... we are so different!   

They wouldn't let us take pictures, but being the computer geek I am, I found a few pictures on the internet of what we saw for your viewing pleasure!


The Wall of Skulls
This was really interesting.  All of these skulls had cards that listed the date of their death, any medical anomalies and how they died.  All of them had pretty reasonable explanations for how they died, except for one... it simply listed the reason for death as "imbecile", I laughed for quite a while about that!


Two Bodies, One Head
They had quite a few examples of conjoined twins, this one was the most interesting and the least gross. =) 


A Preserved Slice of a Face
They had this wall of brain slices that looked like a postmortem primitive cat-scan slide show.  It was really interesting until I got to the slice with the face still attached!  You could still see what they looked like in life... eyelashes and everything!



Eye Disease and Injury
This was the only part of the museum that made me squeamish.  I only looked at it long enough to notice the toothpick in the eye.  Luckily these were wax models and not real samples.



Chang and Eng Bunker
The museum had a cast model of Chang and Eng Bunker.  Probably the most famous of all conjoined twins.  We saw pictures of them at the PT Barnum museum as well.  The coolest bit about these two is that between the both of them they fathered 21 children.


A View of the Museum of Awesomeness
This is a view of  what the museum looks like from upstairs!  It was beyond awesome, it was be-awesome!  (Teehee! Ya gotta love Bolt)


Can you guess what this is?
This is disgusting, prepare yourself.  This amazingly large grotesque lumpy thing just happens to be a portion of large intestine and colon.  This came from the body of a man who was apparently unable to have bowel movements for quite a while.  The picture of him was awful.  He had a big round stomach and everything else was small or normal size.   So, now I am even more inclined to take the advice of my Grandpa Dalpias who used to say of passing gas, "It is better to bare the shame than bare the pain."


Last but not Least
You can't really get a clear idea about the proportions of these figures from this picture, but the one on the left is an average size human.  I saved one of the least gross things for last! =)


All, in all it was really cool and really creepy!  I had so much fun!  I will post more pictures from our vacation later!  Things that are perhaps a lot less disturbing! =)



Saturday, March 21, 2009

Gorilla Gas and Mummy Parties!

The first stop of our Weird New England Tour was the PT Barnum museum in Bridgeport CT. Barnum is one half of Barnum and Baileys circus. Bridgeport is also the home of CT's only zoo! Dave and I had a blast exploring both the Zoo and the Museum!

Before we even started our adventure we had to fill up our car... that is when we found what I have dubbed "The Gorilla Gas Station"... this is why...



I was cracking up!  I just kept finding monkeys at this random gas station... Sooooo funny!  The next stop on our adventure was the Beardsly Zoo!  

The first animals we saw were the wolves!  Scary right?  Wrong!  The were all sleeping... they looked like puppies!



Ok, so the wolves are not so scary... but holy buckets this weird metal moose thing is giving me the heebee geebies!


Peacock pals!  LOL! (I know, nice face right... it was really really bright!)

Here are some more of my favorite zoo animals...










I bet you didn't expect this next picture...


Bahahahaha!  Who doesn't dream about tipping a giant cow?  Every zoo should have one!

After all that hard work Dave needed a break... 


Next we headed to the PT Barnum Museum!  It was filled with weird stuff, but they wouldn't let us take pictures =(  Still, I did get a great shot of the outside!

The most awesome and kinda gruesome thing I learned at the museum was about mummy parties.  Back in the day wealthy people would purchase a mummy still entombed in his/her sarcophagus and have an unwrapping party.  It was like a very bizarre tupperware party...

And here is one for your nightmares... =)





Thanks for reading!  See you after our next adventure!

Friday, March 13, 2009

What this is all about...

Hello everyone!  I finally made a blog for my life and adventures with Dave.  I have enjoyed my photo blog and I will still be maintaining that one as well, but after putting pictures of Dave wearing the snuggie on my photography blog I realized I needed one dedicated to us.  A place where we can share our funny stories and crazy times!

We have decided to embark on a journey through weird New England.  We will be using this awesome book (pictured above) as a reference for our travels.  I hope you enjoy sharing our adventures with us!

~Malisa... and Dave too!